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The Event: HGP XVII

The Destination: Oregon

Timeline: August 3 - 11

Notes: Never, in the rich and storied history of the HGP, has an event ever been so required as HGP XVII. The time away from the game this past year has been one of the most challenging periods ever endured and only those individuals chocked full of grit, fortitude and a Bear Grylls-like mentality survived. It is time to reclaim that which is rightfully ours: a broken golf swing and an inappropriate amount of alcohol to scour the memories of our past. Bandon, ye could not return soon enough. The plans are set, the date is near and everything but the final cash payments have been collected. Which, of course, would be nice to have... See all y'all in a less than a week.
Attendees (10):
Steve Cramer In: Arr: 8/4 @ 5:23pm into RDM Out: Lv: 8/11 @ 8:09pm from OTH
Mike Doyle In: Arr: 8/4 into RDM (somewhere around 8pm) Out: Lv: 8/11 @ 5:32pm from OTH
Kevin Elmore In: Arr: 8/3 @ 9:28pm into RDM Out: Lv: 8/11 @ 5:32pm from OTH
Marc Hayes In: Arr: 8/4 into RDM @ 10:31pm Out: Lv: 8/11 from OTH (time currently unknown)
Vince Hoeser In: Arr: 8/3 @ 9:28pm into RDM Out: Lv: 8/11 @ 5:32pm from OTH
David Hom In: Arr: 8/4 @ 5:23pm into RDM Out: Lv: 8/11 @ 5:32pm from OTH
Ari Klionsky In: Arr: 8/4 @ 5:23pm into RDM Out: Lv: 8/11 @ 5:32pm from OTH
Bob Marrone In: Arr: 8/8 @ 5:28 into OTH Out: Lv: 8/11 @ 5:32pm from OTH
Jim Stephens In: Arr: 8/3 @ 9:28pm into RDM Out: Lv: 8/11 @ 10am from OTH
John Walz In: Arr: 8/3 @ 9:28pm into RDM Out: Lv: 8/11 @ 5:32pm from OTH

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